So, yesterday... I'm listening to satellite radios finest Christmas station. Singing along. Having a moment. Now, I have already been to store number one, which was the wrong store that the present was supposed to be at. I had call store two which also infomred me, "No ma'am, you are an idiot, and there is no such gift that you ordered online in existence." I had muddled my way through a huge parking lot, a major freeway, and I was trying to get home..... Yeah, I live in the middle of a major shopping area... Can you say "TRAFFIC!" So, I whipped out a can of serenity be gone and used some colorful language... "Get the bleep out of my bleeping way you bleeping bleep bleep!!!" and in the background I hear.... "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..." Yes, I will be getting coal in my stocking. Much name calling was done yesterday. Merry Christmas everybody.
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